Poem -

Short cake

I’m old enough to go to war

To drink and smoke and die

So why in hell can’t I reach

Five foot F*ckin five

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Anthony Lane

The size of the body has nothing to do with the size of the heart and soul inside. I understand the feelings of being one of the shortest kids in my high school  because I was. This will never determine where you will go or how successful you are in life. It would be nice to be tall, but dynamite comes in small packages! Anthony

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