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" SILENT....NIGHT !?" X

" SILENT....NIGHT !?" X

" SILENT NIGHT....SILENT NIGHT !?
THE GAFFA TAPE, PULLED REAL NICE & TIGHT
TWO QUIET KIDS. THE PERFECT SIGHT 
& A SISTER FOR SALE, IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT ?
ITS THE ONLY WAY, TO GET THEM TO SLEEP
& WE HAVE A SILENT NIGHT, NOT A PEEP !
PEACE AT LAST... NOT A SOUND
WITH THEIR ARMS & LEGS BOUND
SO THAT THEY CANNOT CREEP ?
WE PULL THEIR HATS DOWN OVER THEIR HEADS
& SHUFFLE THEM OFF TO THEIR OWN BEDS
WE DID WARN THE PAIR 1ST, TO BE QUIET INSTEAD
& THEY TOOK NO NOTICE OF WHAT WAS SAID 
BUT, LOST OUT TO THE GAFFA TAPE INSTEAD
& IGNORED ALL THE RULES. THAT WE HAD READ
SO WERE BOUND & GAGGED & SENT TO BED 
& FOR CAUSING A RIOT & FOR NOT BEING QUIET "!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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