Sillies Galore

Why do our noses smell and our feet run?

Methinks the answer could be kinky

If Mother Nature chose the other way round

It sure would be messy and stinky

Here something you should never ever do

Don't make fun of a paleontologist

Bet you're wondering why, you bright people

Coz surely you'll get Jurass kicked

What did the banana say to the doctor?

“I'm not peeling very well today”

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Apparently he pasta way!

Two drunks in a bar, one says to the other

“Isn't that Hortense over there?”

The other says she looks pretty calm to me

Saw her knickers, try not to stare

When a midget fortune teller escapes from jail

It's called a small medium at large

Was laughing so hard, nearly soiled my knickers

That surely gave me a charge

The difference between pea soup and roast beef

Obviously you can only pee soup

But roasting beef is really quite common

Hang on friends, I've gotta go poop!