Silly Old Jester
They call me a silly old jester
A title I'm proud to possess
Love making people titter and giggle
Some ladies dribble on their dress
Don't mean to cause embarrassment
If some of you can't keep control
Numerous trips to the poo-poo room
Heading straight for the porcelain bowl
Hope it's not causing mental anguish
If you soil your tighty whities
Or when you ladies start squirming around
Sitting there in your pretty nighties
Forgot to tell you, got your place bugged
I can see right into your home
You know up there on your mantelpiece
There's a camera inside that gnome
Some consider it an invasion of privacy
But it's good for this old grey noodle
Watching you giggle and wiggle about
Having fun like a frisky young poodle
They call me a silly old jester
A title I'm proud to possess
An honour I'll cherish till my very last day
Make 'em laugh, that's my lifelong quest
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Since I was a child had not read or heard the word poo - poo room, LOL, can make them laugh without people being dumb, I think that you are friendly and good-natured, but fool does not have a hair.
Greetings, I love the poem.
See... every day we learn something new!!!! Thank you my good friend! Cheers!
Hey JACK!!..... I've booked you some time on the strip....... at the "Comedy Store"...........A LOT of the greats got their start there......... and yes they have camera's.........but not hidden! (lol)...........thanx for the giggle............T xo
Not sure I feel worthy to follow in the footsteps of some of the great!!! But hey! thanks for the kind gords, Mr. Taylor!!! Cheers! xx
Hahaha kind "gords"!!!