Poem -

SMOKING..HOT !?X

SMOKING..HOT !?X

SMOKING IS NOT BAD FOR YOU!?
IT,S A COCK N BULL STORY!
I,M NOT ASHAMED OF IT
IN FACT.. I KEEP ONE INĀ 
MY MOUTH AT ALL TIMES!
IN ALL IT,S GLORY!
I THINK IT MAKES
ME LOOK A REAL DUDE?
SOME PEOPLE FIND IT VERY RUDE!
I MUST GET MY HAIR CUT THO!
I THINK I,LL HAVE IT CROPPED!
BEFORE I CATCH IT ALIGHT
& WISH I HAD OF STOPPED!
I,D BETTER ROLL ME OWN NOW!
INSTEAD OF TAILOR MADES
& BEFORE I GET TO THEĀ 
BARBARS, I HAD BETTER
REMOVE ME SHADES!
SO... I DONT BURN ME CASH
WITH ME CIGARETTE ASH !
HIS MRS LIKES TOĀ 
GIVE ME A SHAMPOO
& HAVE A SNEAKY
FAG OUT THE BACK
WITH ME TOO!?
WHEN I LEAVE THE BABARS
I,M FEELING GOOD AS NEW
AFTER SHARING A FAG
WITH HIS MRS TOO !?......X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jai Masters

that bloke in the photo, looks familiarĀ 

could this be ?Ā 

Keep smoking, it's good for your imagination!Ā 

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