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SO BLOODY BLONDE !?X

SO BLOODY BLONDE !?X

OH GOD ! I,M SO BLOODY BLONDE SOMETIMES ?
D ONT KNOW WHAT I,M THINKING EITHERĀ 
MOST OF THE BLOODY TIME !
ALL I SEEM TO BE ABLE TO DO
IS WRITE EVERYTHING IN RHYME
DIM, BUT HARMLESS MOST OF THE TIMEĀ 
A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN. NOT A FAN OF CRIME !
SITTING IN ME OFFICE, WRITING LINE AFTER LINE !
TO EVERYONE ELSE, ALL SEEM,S TO BE FINE ?
SO MANY BLONDE MOMENTS, ALL OF THE TIMEĀ 
BUT MY SHRINK SAYS, I,M DOING JUST FINE !
I WRITE ABOUT LIFE,S DAILY GRINDĀ 
I TALK OF LOVE, THAT,S TOTALLY BLIND
THANKS ALL THE PEOPLE, WHO HAVE EVER BEEN KIND
SO MUCH NONSENSE IN MY MIND
I,M POSSESSED BY A POET, WHICH CAN BE A BIND ?
BUT NOT A BLONDER WOMAN
WILL YOU EVER FIND !
SO JUST NOD POLITELY & PLEASE BE KINDĀ 
COS THIS BLONDE, HAS LOST HER BLEEDIN MIND !!

Tracy Timothy xx
Ā 

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