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SO ..PISSED !?X

SO ..PISSED !?X

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO!
I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT !
BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!
I KNOW I,M FUCK N PISSED
& I DID TRY..BUT I MISSED!
THANK FUCK. IT WEREN,T A POO?
AS I DIDNT MAKE THE LOO!
& I,M NEVER AGAIN, GETTING SO PISSED!
THIS WAS POSTED ON LINE!
BY MY OWN BLOODY SIS!
SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD DETER
ME IN HER BRAIN!?
THOUGHT I,D NEVER DRINK AGAIN?
FOR GETTING IN A STATE LIKE THIS!
NOW THAT IS FUCK N TAKING THE PISS!
NEVER AGAIN!!
& WAIT TIL I GET HOLD OF YOU!
I,M GONNA SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
& FILM IT WHILE I DO !
& GET MY OWN BACK ON YOU!
& LET IT GO VIRAL TOO??

( NOT ME )

Tracy Timothy xx

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