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" SO TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS "!?X

" SO TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS "!?X

" YOU WILL NOT FIND THE ANSWER UP THERE?
HOW EVER MUCH, YOU DO DISPARE!
AMONGST ALL THE SHIT & BUM HAIR
UP YOUR OWN ARSE, YOU MAY DISAPPEAR?
THAT IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS!
ANOTHER LOAD OF VERBAL DIARRHOEA?
& MEAN WHILE , YOUR UP TO YOUR EARS!
HIDING AWAY AS USUAL, FROM SEEING MY TEARS!
WITH YA HEAD UP YA FUCK N REAR!
CAREFUL YOU DONT DISAPPEAR
IT,S A FOOT THAT YOU NEED UP THE REAR!
TO KICK YOU INTO TOUCH
IS THAT REALLY ASKING TO MUCH?
IT,S GOTTA BE BETTER THAN UP YOUR STINKING ARSE?
ARE   ALL MALES MADE FROM THE SAME CAST?
YET SOME MEN , ARE REAL GOOD AT SUCH A TASK!
YOUR PROBLEM IS JUST SO BLOODY OBVIOUS!?
YOU ARE SIMPLY... SO TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS??"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

 

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Kimmy Alan

Tracy how dare you insult men with this profane piece.  I plan to report you to the proper authorities as soon as I quit laughing.

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Tracy Timothy

you do that Kimmy x i will take my punishment like a real woman lol x

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