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Sole Destroying

Sole Destroying

One pair size 8 walking boots
used once under duress
promised to walk the pennine route
but didn't quite make it yet
the boots refused to walk
what the hell
they sit without action
they thought, they were self propelledΒ 
no encouragement nor distraction
put your feet up and chill,
where there's a way
there's a will..
I carry a rucksack pack
on all the routes I have taken
trail blazing Cleveland West Circuit
to Sussex Downs Peace haven..
Lyke Wake the Limey way..
beyond the great lake
Helvellyn on a good day..
all in my fictitious stride
these boots have googled
far and wide..

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