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Some Blankety Blank Stuff

Some Blankety Blank Stuff

Blankety blankety blank blank blank
Blankety blank blank blank
So how do you like this stuff so far
Getting pretty low in the tank

To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense
Must be pretty damn desperate I'd say
You can fool some people some of the time
But never my friendlies each day

When juices stop flowing you surely know
One can spot it right off the bat
Obviously when I resort to blankety blank stuff
Instead of love and all of that

Maybe I should take some word rhyming pills
But they're so damn expensive these days
Two thousand dollars for just twenty-five pills
Need a job as a gigolo to pay

Well I'm gonna end this blankety blank poem
Threw in a bit of naughty stuff, ha!
Got by the censors with that blankety blank stuff
Couldn't decipher it, had a good laugh

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Jack Ellison

You made my day James!!! Silly stuff eh...Ā  have a good one my friendĀ ???

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