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Some Muvvers.. Do Ave Em !?X

Some Muvvers.. Do Ave Em !?X

Baby bumps & lady lumps !

Cellulite, Stretch marks & saggy tit,s !

Are .. The result of having our kid,s !

Extra stitches, Just like bitches !

Knocking em out one by one !

As our bodies .. Become undone !?

Skin that hangs down 

In ya britches...

Why.. Do you think !?

Men think were bitches !?

HRT & Hormones

Is it any wonder !?

Us women do moan !?

When... All that !!!

Makes ya ponder !!!

      WHY ??

" Some Muvvers Do Ave Em ?

    NOW CRY !!

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