SORRY FELIX.. JUST 5 MINUTES !?X

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE LIGHT I NEED!
BUT. THE SIGHT OF MEĀ
TERRIFIES MY DEAR CAT..INDEED!
HE DISAPPEARS AT FRIGHTENING SPEED
THE OFF SWITCH USUALLY DOES THE TRICK!
IF IT,S ON TO LONG, THE CAT IS SICK
I SIT INDOORS IN MY SHADES
SO I CAN HAVE A READ
& WHEN THE LIGHT COMES ONĀ
THE SHOCK HAS CAUSED HIM. TO SHIT N PEE"D
EVEN MY POOR LITTLE MOGGY
THINKS I,M FUCK N UGLY!
I CANT HELP THE WAY I,M MADE?
IF I HAD ONE WISH......
I,D GO BACK TO 1ST GRADE!
OR OPT FOR A BLOODY UPGRADE!
BUT, IT,S THE OFF BUTTON, UNTIL THEN!
THEN ME CAT, CAN COME OUT AGAIN!
JUST 5 MINUTES MORE FELIX
& I,LL TURN IT OFF AGAIN!!!
Tracy Timothy xx
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