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SORRY TO SAY ! WRONG WAY !?X

SORRY TO SAY !  WRONG WAY !?X

" OI MATE "! HAVE WE GOT FAR TO GO?
I,M GETTING TIRED ALREADY YOU KNOW !
IT,S GONNA BE A WASTED JOURNEY!
COS.SHE SWALLOWED US.. YOU KNOW !
SO IT DONT MATTER,HOW FAR WE GO!
WERE GOING THE COMPLETE WRONG WAY!
WE WONT BECOME A FEOTUS TODAY!
SO YA MAY AS WELL STOP SWIMMING!
COS SHE SWALLOWED US..BLOODY WOMEN!
WE,VE GOT ABOUT 24 HOURS TO LIVE!
THAT,S THE AVERAGE LIFE OF JIZZ!
IF IT,S GOING DOWN THE THROAT!?
INSTEAD OF UP THE LOVE BOAT!
WE,VE ONLY JUST PASSED THE TONSIL,S!
SO YA MAY AS WELL CARRY ON!
COS WE DONT FUCK N LIVE LONG!
SO YA MAY AS WELL SING A SONG !
COS THE TUBES WE ARE IN. ARE VERY WRONG?
THIS DEFINATLY AINT  WHERE WE BELONG!
IF WE GET SPLIT UP FROM HERE!
NICE TO MEET YA MATE! SO LONG x
INSTEAD OF HEADING FOR THE WOMB!
WE ARE ALL. DEFINATLY DOOMED !!!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Maddison Law

Lol! Tracy you just have to win the comedy award... 

Maddison 

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