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SPACEY STACY'S

SPACEY STACY'S

Thank you for calling Spacey Stacy's how may I direct your call?

​​​​​​Please Hold...

Hello who are you holding for?

I bought a Spaceship from your Agent...

Is this a complaint?

I have a question...

Hello?

Hello?

How may I help you?

I have a question...

You're the second in line...

Your wait shouldn't be any longer than thirty minutes...

I have been waiting to answer another question that I think he may forgot what is was...

In the meantime while you're on hold...

Please enjoy the music...

If you're up and can't come down...

If you're down and can't go up...

Please dial 0 and ask for 144...

​​​​​​Thank you for calling Spacey Stacy's...

If you reached my voice during regular business hours...

This is Spacey Stacy and I'm someplace else...

Thank you...

Please Call Again...

Byeeeeeeee...

sparrowsong

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Shirley Harrison

LOL oh the lunacy, hey I have a friendΒ  up there. 🀣 This is wonderful in so many ways, please hold I'm trying to connect you πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ‘Ύ great fun dear sparrowsong 🌹

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

​​​​​Lol!

A True Story behind this...

I received a Space Station Patch on Sunday as a random gift...

I was called Space Cadet a few minutes later...

​​​​​​I questioned it of course...

No answer...

I said that's okay...

You reminded me of something that back then I wanted to block my ears and make weird sounds to block them out...

I had a bunch of Nicknames when I was little...

​​​​I'm sure there's a compliment in there somewhere...

Still replaying it in my mind and looking...

Maybe, you can help me?

My Brothers used to call me Spacey Stacy...

My Dad called me Ree Ree...

My Brothers began singing to me...

"Skinny little Guinea with the meatballs

Stick them in the oven and make French Fries...

I'm thinking the compliment is somewhere in the French fries?

I'm French too...

Thank you for your fun comment and support...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Messed up on the song...

​​​​Skinny little Guinea with the meatball eyes
Put them in the oven and make French fries

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Marion

I think your brothers were very talented lol...so are you x

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