Poem -

Sparrowsong The Turkey Day Activist

Sparrowsong The Turkey Day Activist

PETA
hasΒ 
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist

Protest sign
in Hand
Feathers
will
shame you
outside
your dining room
table
if
you dare
to bite
into
a succulent
Turkey Drum leg
on Thanksgiving Day

All of the
National
and Local
Grocery stores
have banned
her
from their
locations
asΒ 
Sparrowsong
has been
known
to callΒ 
the Patrons

MURDERS

As they
fill their
Carts withΒ 
ButterBalls
and stuffing

The Poultry
Community
has named
herΒ 
a Saint
and has
given her
the Keys
to theΒ 
Royal Nest
in the Sky

It has been
said
though
that the
Cows
haveΒ 
a different
view
of her
Naming
SparrowSong
"Public Enemy Number One"
I guessed
it had something
to do with
the interview
she gave
with Meagan Kelly
in which
she suggested
to the viewer
that
Beef
would be
a better
alternative
protein
to celebrate
The Holiday Season

Love her
hate her
no one
cannotΒ Β deny
thatΒ 
Feathers
is a perfect
example
of
the old
saying

β€œBirdsΒ of aΒ feather flock together"

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

It's all good...

Filled with steroids anyway...

They live in tiny places filled with poop...

They pack every bit of ground...

From the Turkey Multiplier to a couple of stops before it goes in the oven and aromas up the house...

Happy eating with family and friends!

Wash it down with smashed grapes...

People call it wine or...

Spiked egg nog and no one knows the difference...

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

Β 

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