Sparrowsong The Turkey Day Activist

PETA
hasΒ
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist
Protest sign
in Hand
Feathers
will
shame you
outside
your dining room
table
if
you dare
to bite
into
a succulent
Turkey Drum leg
on Thanksgiving Day
All of the
National
and Local
Grocery stores
have banned
her
from their
locations
asΒ
Sparrowsong
has been
known
to callΒ
the Patrons
MURDERS
As they
fill their
Carts withΒ
ButterBalls
and stuffing
The Poultry
Community
has named
herΒ
a Saint
and has
given her
the Keys
to theΒ
Royal Nest
in the Sky
It has been
said
though
that the
Cows
haveΒ
a different
view
of her
Naming
SparrowSong
"Public Enemy Number One"
I guessed
it had something
to do with
the interview
she gave
with Meagan Kelly
in which
she suggested
to the viewer
that
Beef
would be
a better
alternative
protein
to celebrate
The Holiday Season
Love her
hate her
no one
cannotΒ Β deny
thatΒ
Feathers
is a perfect
example
of
the old
saying
Like 2 Pin it 0βBirdsΒ of aΒ feather flock together"

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Comments
Hello Greg...
It's all good...
Filled with steroids anyway...
They live in tiny places filled with poop...
They pack every bit of ground...
From the Turkey Multiplier to a couple of stops before it goes in the oven and aromas up the house...
Happy eating with family and friends!
Wash it down with smashed grapes...
People call it wine or...
Spiked egg nog and no one knows the difference...
Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
Feathers
Β
Pack= Peck we know...
βΊ
Greg you're such a card lol lovely dedication to a supper.. I mean a super Little birdy
I really adore her spiritΒ