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SPARROWSONG'S MORNING THOUGHTS (Proud Member of THE TWIT CLUB )

SPARROWSONG'S MORNING THOUGHTS (Proud Member of THE TWIT CLUB )

1. Please tell me the light is on and...

It's really not morning?

2. Has the coffee learned to make itself yet?

3. Please don't jinx me with...

Have a good day? 

4. Why does the clock have to remind me...

It's morning?

5. Why does the sun shine brighter in the morning? 

6. Why do I make popping sounds...

When I stretch?

7. Why do mornings come so quick and bedtime takes all day?

8. Why do we say Good Morning before we even know yet?

9. Why does a clock sound really loud when you first wake up?

10. How do I have so many thoughts when I am still laying here?

Anyway Good Morning and...

Thank God for...

Coffee!

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!......as I sit here with my coffee I'm laughing out loud.......I LOVE it!!....."Why do I make popping sounds when I Stretch?" ~ cracked me up girl........this was such a pleasure to read FEATHERS!!.......ALL OF IT ~ SO TRUE!!.......ALL STARS.......big, huge, smiles!!.......T xo

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Greg Etsell

very funny  Sparrowsong when I frist get up all want is my coffee and sit in the quiet befor do any thing

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Georgina Richardson

Yes Sparrowsong this certainly does qualify you for `THE TWIT CLUB`, well done sweetie. I`m so like you in many ways, I`m horrendous without coffee in the morning. I love what you`ve done here, well done and welcome to the club my darling!!!

Love G xx

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Rose Sho

Sweet Sparrowsong......LOL....Sparrowsong's Morning Thoughs are indeed funny! Nice one.

Lots of love...Rose

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

My Dad was a real chatter box in the mornings...

You learn to wake up alert...

Coffee just gives me that little...

I am really awake now feeling...

LOL!

It's always a good morning when I look up and my ceiling is still in place...

It's all good...

Thank you for your comment and support...

Glad you enjoyed! 

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

I am so glad I gave you a good laugh...

Thank you for the comment and smiles my friend...

Hugz...

Feathers 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Glad you enjoyed! 

That's a nice way to start the day...

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Georgina...

Thank you very much!

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for rhat kind welcoming...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Sweet Rose...

LOL!

Glad you enjoyed a few of my morning thoughts...

Thank you for your sweet comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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awesome write Sparrow.....know exactly what you mean....I sound more like a car trying to start in the morning.....coffee is my fuel.....oooo just thought of one for ya....why does a crow always find your open window to sing in so early in the morning.....lol

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sparrowsong

Hello Lisa...

Is the answer...

To poop on my head?

Let me know...

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs and Smiles! 

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Thomas...

Glad you were more pleased than you expected...

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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sparrowsong

Hello Lisa...

LOL!

That too...

Never mind where my mind goes sometimes...

Thank you for clearing that up for me...

Hugs and Smiles! 

sparrowsong 

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