Poem -

SPARROWSONG'S MORNING THOUGHTS (Proud Member of THE TWIT CLUB )

SPARROWSONG'S MORNING THOUGHTS (Proud Member of THE TWIT CLUB )

1. Please tell me the light is on and...

It's really not morning?

2. Has the coffee learned to make itself yet?

3. Please don't jinx me with...

Have a good day? 

4. Why does the clock have to remind me...

It's morning?

5. Why does the sun shine brighter in the morning? 

6. Why do I make popping sounds...

When I stretch?

7. Why do mornings come so quick and bedtime takes all day?

8. Why do we say Good Morning before we even know yet?

9. Why does a clock sound really loud when you first wake up?

10. How do I have so many thoughts when I am still laying here?

Anyway Good Morning and...

Thank God for...

Coffee!

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Like 4 Pin it 1
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!......as I sit here with my coffee I'm laughing out loud.......I LOVE it!!....."Why do I make popping sounds when I Stretch?" ~ cracked me up girl........this was such a pleasure to read FEATHERS!!.......ALL OF IT ~ SO TRUE!!.......ALL STARS.......big, huge, smiles!!.......T xo

Reply
author
Greg Etsell

very funny  Sparrowsong when I frist get up all want is my coffee and sit in the quiet befor do any thing

Reply
author
Georgina Richardson

Yes Sparrowsong this certainly does qualify you for `THE TWIT CLUB`, well done sweetie. I`m so like you in many ways, I`m horrendous without coffee in the morning. I love what you`ve done here, well done and welcome to the club my darling!!!

Love G xx

Reply
author
Rose Sho

Sweet Sparrowsong......LOL....Sparrowsong's Morning Thoughs are indeed funny! Nice one.

Lots of love...Rose

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

My Dad was a real chatter box in the mornings...

You learn to wake up alert...

Coffee just gives me that little...

I am really awake now feeling...

LOL!

It's always a good morning when I look up and my ceiling is still in place...

It's all good...

Thank you for your comment and support...

Glad you enjoyed! 

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

I am so glad I gave you a good laugh...

Thank you for the comment and smiles my friend...

Hugz...

Feathers 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Glad you enjoyed! 

That's a nice way to start the day...

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Sis Georgina...

Thank you very much!

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for rhat kind welcoming...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Sweet Rose...

LOL!

Glad you enjoyed a few of my morning thoughts...

Thank you for your sweet comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author

awesome write Sparrow.....know exactly what you mean....I sound more like a car trying to start in the morning.....coffee is my fuel.....oooo just thought of one for ya....why does a crow always find your open window to sing in so early in the morning.....lol

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Lisa...

Is the answer...

To poop on my head?

Let me know...

Glad you enjoyed! 

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs and Smiles! 

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Thomas...

Glad you were more pleased than you expected...

Thank you for your comment...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

Reply
author
sparrowsong

Hello Lisa...

LOL!

That too...

Never mind where my mind goes sometimes...

Thank you for clearing that up for me...

Hugs and Smiles! 

sparrowsong 

Reply
Poem -

BEAUTIFUL SERVICE

BEAUTIFUL SERVICE

Glad I could experience it...

My favorite Flowers and everything...

I couldn't have planned...

Poem -

DO IT AGAIN DEMOCRAT MEN

IT MUST BE LOVE?

DO IT AGAIN DEMOCRAT MEN

Paging Alpha Men...

Paging Alpha Men...

They want Alpha Energy...

You gave it to...

Poem -

DRIFTING TO PEACE

DRIFTING TO PEACE

If you haven't been able to join me yet...

You wonder?

It's a lot easier to feel as though...

Latest poems in Comedy, Drama, Speculative

Poem -

Joie de vivre courtesy...

Joie de vivre courtesy Melitte A Goldsby -

NMLS ID#639704
Citizens Bank manager
in Trooper, Pennsylvania
lit up space like a...

Poem -

How are you..Pen

How are you..Pen

just another beginning
Call the end of this
As the dead down the hall
joins their...

Poem -

WORST NIGHTMARE TURNS BEGGER

WORST NIGHTMARE TURNS BEGGER

You definitely are a Magician...

You can do a one eighty quicker than most...

You need help...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com