Speculative

Though flush with good humor
pun one mock two yields negligible
true cash equivalent value...

Should I
Could I
Will I
Won’t I
These are questions in my mind
and if I...

Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped...

Please keep your sordid secrets to yourself
Lock each and every one of them hidden safely on a...

I have decluttered my closet and de-junked my clothes coz I am two sizes bigger so I won’t be wearing...

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...

I want to float on a fluffy, floral cloud of comfort amongst an aroma of rich, red roses as I am wrapped...

Through time traveled; and years that will pass
Like watching your life through a looking glass...

I climbed upon a fluffy cloud on a damp and drizzly day
The sky was drab and dreary betwixt a...

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house
A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I...

“Three wishes granted”
Now let me think...
My first shall tickle the whole world pink......

Boisterously blowing midst a northerly breeze I fly to a copse and flit thru the trees
I need to...

Those things that go bump in the middle of the night like when that dustbin lid blows off and gives us a...

Silvery streaks are plain to see as I stare in my mirror regrettably
Why has my head went so white...

I roasted chestnuts by the fireside with my face all aglow, feeling a warmth of contentment but little did...

Bare tiny tootsies playing on the sand
Soft, warm and silky so feeling very grand
As Suzie...