Speculative

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Never be anybody’s fool

Never be anybody’s fool

Because I care about our children I say keep your kids OFF SCHOOL
Do not permit the Government to...

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Thru the eyes of a child

Thru the eyes of a child

Looking at life thru the eyes of a child must feel scaringly frightening in this world that is wild...

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Prediction

Two steps back for one step forward

Isaac's mother made Ishmael go

And so, in turn, Nabataeans would later be instrumental
in...

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Gig's up!

What happens next

After your gullible audience gets woke

When those you saw as bare-exposed...

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My Brilliant Surprise ?

My Brilliant Surprise ?

I opened my bedroom curtains and I couldn’t believe my eyes as they focussed on a telegraph pole I got a...

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My heavenly Dove

My heavenly Dove

“Dear Lord up above please help me understand
Tho I realise this coronavirus was never something...

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That girl from Seahouses

That girl from Seahouses

There once was a girl from Seahouses
who wore the latest trended polyester blouses
that she...

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The silvery, slithery Salmon

The silvery, slithery Salmon

The silvery, slithery salmon
skimmed the salty sea
It had so many hurdles
to reach...

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The fiddle and a tambourine

The fiddle and a tambourine

Hey diddle diddle you played your fiddle as I banged my tambourine
We climbed up a hill and we...

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Generic germane guy wallows...

Generic germane guy wallows in Weltschmerz

Along luscious green acres banks steep grade
(in close proximity to
Petticoat Junction)...

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Shamrock Shindig ball

Shamrock Shindig ball

Sing me a sea shanty Irish song
Chant me a celtic melody
I shall dance along to the bang of...

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Poor Annie Trotter

Poor Annie Trotter

It’s the same every day
at quarter to four
She walks out of the houseand she closes the door...

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Peace, Peace, how could you

Peace, Peace, how could you not stop War?
Thou should stop him, oh, I know thee should

Peace...

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My Tatty Teddy Bear ?

My Tatty Teddy Bear ?

My Tatty Teddy Bear?

My teddy bear is cuddly
My teddy bear is cute
He sits upon my...

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Deaf devils and dumb messiahs

I have fallen into a world of warp

where truth exists without order

and lies stand above...

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A Sinister Challenge

A Sinister Challenge

And the whole wide world was in waiting as people tried their very best
They had been sent a...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy

As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk...