Poem -

SQUEAKY . CLEAN !?X

SQUEAKY . CLEAN !?X

HOLD STILL AERIAL, LETS GET THOSE TITTIES CLEAN
& EVERYWHERE ELSE THAT IS IN BETWEEN
YOU,VE GOT TO BE CLEAN. TO BE HIS QUEEN
OR ERIC WILL THINK THAT  YOU ARE UNCLEAN
& WILL NOT WANT YOU AS HIS QUEEN
THESE WILL BE THE CLEANEST TITTIES
THAT HE HAS EVER SEEN
CLEANER THAN ANYTHING DONE WITH MR SHEEN
WITH YOU... I COULD BE QUITE OBSCENE!
IF HE DONT WANT YOU AFTER THIS 
HE IS TAKING THE BLOODY PISS
THEN YOU CAN BE MY QUEEN
COS, THESE ARE THE NICEST TITTIES
THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN
CANT WAIT TO WASH THE BITS IN BETWEEN
I HOPE THIS IS REAL
& NOT SOME DIRTY DREAM
IF I AWAKE & THIS IS NOT REAL
YOU WILL DEFINATLY HEAR ME SCREAM
BUT I STILL WONT STOP 
UNTIL YOU ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tracy Timothy

Aw you to my dear Willie glad ya enjoyed squeaky clean x

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