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SQUEW WIFF !?X

SQUEW WIFF !?X

O.M.G I FEEL ALL SQUEW WIFF!?
AFTER PLUTO BROUGHT ME 
THIS WELL LOADED SPLIFF!
HE TOLD ME .TO GIVE IT A TRY
I,M NOW FUCKED OUT OF 
MY FACE.. I,M NOT GONNA LIE !?
DO NOT TOUCH THE CANNABIS!
OR YOU,LL END UP LIKE THIS !
BUT..IT,S FAR BETTER FOR YOU 
THAN GETTING REALLY PISSED!
IF MINNIE FOUND ME LIKE THIS !?
SHE WILL CUT OFF ME BIT,S!!
I ALREADY..GET ON HER TIT,S!?
& THAT WILL  BE THE END
 OF MINNIE & I OH WHAT A SHIT !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

Tracy you make me chuckle, good funny write :)

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Tracy Timothy

GLAD TA HEAR IT X RIGHT BACK AT YA ! YOU RETIRED OR WOT LOL ?

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