" SSH ARMPITS "!?X

" SSH ARMPITS ".........
I KNOW YOU ARE HUMMING !
I FORGOT TO APPLY MY ROLL-ON
BEFORE I STARTED RUNNING !
I NEVER USUALLY FORGET TO ROLL-ON, "MY MUM "
SO I,VE ONLY GOT MYSELF TO BLAME
THAT I BLEEDING HUM !
I CANNOT WAIT TO JUMP IN THE SHOWER
& WASH ME PITS IN HALF AN HOUR 
I THINK I WILL TRY A DEODERANT SPRAY?
TO KEEP THE NASTY HUM AWAY
AFTER BEING WASHED ON FULL POWER
3 TIMES A BLOODY DAY
SO LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR ARM PITS SAY!
TO KEEP THEM NASTY PONGS AT BAY!

Tracy Timothy xx