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STANDING FIRM

STANDING FIRM

It may have been callous
But, I once took Cialis
Just to see, how hard it would be

 
The pill went down well
And it started to swell
So I surely was, happy

 
At first it was great
For me and my mate
As we watched it grow, with glee

 
But then, it took a turn
And we both, lost the yearn
As it, with us, didn’t agree

 
It stayed real firm
Which made me squirm
As this, I did not foresee

 
So what I had done
Had now become
Something totally, scary

 
It wouldn’t go down
Just stayed uptown
It’s not, what I expected to see

 
My mate didn’t stay
She just ran away
And listened not, to my plea

 
I was left all alone
Just me and my bone
I knew not, how this could be

 
I did what I could
But for hours it stood
Until at last, I had to pee

 
So my stupid idea
Was no panacea
And thus, it backfired on me
BOEMS by JA 124        

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