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STEPFORD... WIFE!?X

STEPFORD... WIFE!?X

I,M A STEPFORD WIFE!
I SMILE ALL OF THE TIME!
I WISH I COULD TAKE A BREAK!?
COS.MY FACE FUCK N ACHES ?
 I ALWAYS PLASTER ON A SMILE !
EVEN WHEN I,VE GOT BAD PILES!
I CANT WAIT TO GET INDOORS!
SO I CAN RELAX MY JAW!
I CANT BE SEEN WITH A FROWN!
ALTHOUGH IT GETS ME DOWN!
GOOD  HEAVENS..GOD FORBID!
I,LL BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN!
I REALLY MUST HURRY!
COS.OF LAST NIGHT S CURRY!
IS FORCING MY PILES BACK DOWN!
I CAN WIPE OFF THIS SMILE!
& SORT OUT MY PILES...
& HAVE A WELL EARNED FROWN !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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