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" Stop Messing With My Head !?"

" Stop Messing  With My Head !?"

" Hey guys, Stop messing with my head!
Because , Believe it or not, I am seeing red !
You would not laugh, If it was you instead ?
So, Give me back my bloody head !
We should be marking the path, That Santa will tred
& i wont be able to go on duty, Without my bleeding head!
I will grass you up , Mark my words Fred
Be on your best behavior, Santa said .....
Only half an hour more & we can all go to bed !
Or out will come to blow torch & we.ll all be dead "

Tracy Timothy xx

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