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Straight Lies

Straight Lies

When He was 18 
Went to his mom to confess 
Mom I think I'm  gay 
Love thinking  of suck dick 
Dream about one after another 
From Sunup till forever 
Staying on my  knees never getting up 
So ill amputate my feet 
Donate  them to an amputee 
Not one to be wasteful 
1 time after a  face full 
Called his father who answered just to scream 
Don't call me you fag 
Then the familiar sound of the phone hitting the ground followed 
Starts laughing 
Cause this happens every time he calls 
$600 his dad has spent on replacements 
His mother goes to interrupt he cuts her off 
Mom there's more 
I'm addicted to gay porn 
To the point I seen everyone 
Now I watch straight and my stomach turns seeing the girl 
Would've told you sooner but I didn't want you to be like dad 
Your all I got 
But I been busting nuts for years staring at men's butts 
One day , and this bad 
But I almost raped the mailman 
Only thing that stopped me was 
I was getting off to Slater in his trunks while cursing Jessie and kelly 
Hope I haven't let you down 
I hope you still love me 
I hope .... She cuts him off 
With a long strong  embrace 
 Few tears falling down her face 
Love whoever you want 
Be with anyone you choose 
I'll always want what I always wanted for you 
Just to be happy 
You have never disappointed me 
Until now 
Remember those nights when you was 5 I sat and held you to calm you after your father left you 
The anger you had at 13 and took out on me 
The lost time we had cause of the 2 jobs I had in order for us to make it 
But most important 
Don't you remember anything  I taught you
If you did you wouldn't be sitting here telling this story 
It's a good one and if I wasn't so hurt I would make you prove this 
And using me knowing I'll die fighting for you 
This ain't your first lie but it's by far the worst you could've told
Not only willing to walk away from them 
but 
Now I'm seeing what I always been afraid of
You being like him 
She came by today to let you know in person 
Being you quit taking her calls 
But you were gone 
So she told me to tell you 
Don't worry she's not pregnant 
But now what scares me more is 
What if she was 

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