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Suicide Hill-Community Golf Course-Dayton, Ohio Part II

Suicide Hill-Community Golf Course-Dayton, Ohio  Part II

Two years later, almost eighteen, I decided golf to give a try;
Of course, as a beginner, my scores were very high!
But then, with lots of practice, my game slowly vast improved;
My swings were all in tempo, I had finally found my groove!
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So, one day in sunny August, I decided to play the tough “Community” course;
Where two years before, I’d had the wipeout, a painful memory source!
All of a sudden, I was atop it, the dreaded “Suicide Hill”;
When I saw it, without snows cover, I knew the reason for our spill!
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It was a severe downhill par three hole, two tiers before the green;
When we came flying down and hit the first one, the toboggan had careened!
I looked down on this great monster, saying, “This time, you are mine”;
“I am going to defeat you, you filthy rotten swine”!
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I took out the proper iron, concentrating with all my might;
The club then struck my golf ball, and it headed on its flight!
It landed on the golf green, then I two putted for a par;
I had finally conquered “Old Suicide”, I gave myself a golden star!
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Not so bad monster
I beat you the second try
Gave “you” a snow job

 

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