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SUPER,,SCOUSE SQUIRREL !?X

SUPER,,SCOUSE SQUIRREL !?X

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
MY NAME IS.SUPER SCOUSE SQUIRREL!
I STAND IN FOR SUPER-MAN!
& I CONTROL THE WIRRELL
I,M SUPER-MAN,S BEST MATE!
HIS RELIABLE SUPER PRIMATE!
I WORK UNDER COVER!
& I,M ALSO A RED HOT LOVER!
I PROWL ABOUT IN THE WOOD,S!
SEARCHING OUT, ALL THE HOOD,S!
WHILE HE PATROLS THE SKIES!
I LOVE TO PULL DOWN MY FLIES!
& SHOW HOW SUPER I AM!!
I,M SUPER-MAN,S RIGHT HAND MAN!
IT,S SURPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
BUT. I JUST LOVE TO PEEP AT IT!
WHEN EVER I BLOODY CAN!
I,M A SUPER SCOUSE SQUIRREL!
& HE,S MY SUPER-MAN!
& I,M HIS NO.1 FAN !! X

Tracy Timothy xx

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