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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some coffee
The Damn Yank
fired me today!

Your boy
is coming
home

Got tired
of them
fast talking
fools in DC
Anyways

Being the AG
was not
all it
was cracked
up to be
anyways
Everyone
was pissed
because
I recused
myself!

Well Hell
when you
walk into
a dog fight
in which
there was
no way
to win
The best
thing
to do
is recuse
oneself

The City Slicker
thought
I was
his personal
Bitch,
Well I got
news for
him
I ain't
no one's
bitch

Hey have
You seen
my white
sheets?
I heard there
isΒ a meeting
at Town Hall
tonight
That I want
To
Go to....................................................
Β 

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Angel

Well written angel

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Keith Stubbs

Liking sweet home alabama Gregg made me chuckle ?

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Keith
this was American slang and sarcasm to its fullest. Β The white sheets is a subtle suggestion that he is going to a KKK rally. Β I am actually southern bred so I can make fun of backward thinking people! Β Never liked Jeff

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