Sweet Home Alabama

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some coffee
The Damn Yank
fired me today!
Your boy
is coming
home
Got tired
of them
fast talking
fools in DC
Anyways
Being the AG
was not
all it
was cracked
up to be
anyways
Everyone
was pissed
because
I recused
myself!
Well Hell
when you
walk into
a dog fight
in which
there was
no way
to win
The best
thing
to do
is recuse
oneself
The City Slicker
thought
I was
his personal
Bitch,
Well I got
news for
him
I ain't
no one's
bitch
Hey have
You seen
my white
sheets?
I heard there
isΒ a meeting
at Town Hall
tonight
That I want
To
Go to....................................................
Β

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Comments
Well written angel
Well Greg, another fine write
Liking sweet home alabama Gregg made me chuckle ?
Keith
this was American slang and sarcasm to its fullest. Β The white sheets is a subtle suggestion that he is going to a KKK rally. Β I am actually southern bred so I can make fun of backward thinking people! Β Never liked Jeff