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SYD..THE CLEVER SQUID !?X

SYD..THE CLEVER SQUID !?X

MY NEW CONTRAPTION
WORKS A TREAT!
I,VE CAPTURED THIS 
JUICEY STAR-FISH
NOWI,M OFF HOME
WITH IT.. TOO EAT!
FOR ME & THE MRS 
& ALL 3 KIDS
WILL THINK ITS DELICIOUS!
I,M A VERY CLEVER SQUID!
CATCHING A REAL DELICACY!
FOR ME & MY FAMILY!
IT,S THE BEST JOB I EVER DID!
FINDING THIS RIM OFF
OF AN OLD SAUCE-PAN LID!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Such a cute lil squid....gave me happy thoughts :P x

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Tracy Timothy

AINT HE CUTE X DONT THINK THE STAR FISH THOUGH SO LOL

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