Team Meeting

"Have the previous minutes been agreed, actioned and read?" 
(Just nod a bit and smile or else he's bound to lose his head)
You always get the gobby one, who brings along some cake
(Its only from the corner shop, we know that she can't bake)
There's one who brings some fruit, he's given up on life
(We know that we must eat it to protect him from his wife)
"We have a lot to cover" the boss says with a smirk
(Well shut up and get on with it you smarmy little jerk)
Lo and behold here's Sharon who needs to stop and have a wee
(Hurry up you stupid cow, I want to get home for tea)
"Is there any other business, or did we get the gist?"
(Then Keith with the comb-over pulls out a great big list) 
Finally it's over, I check that I'm alive
(Next time remind me to phone in sick, and then I might survive)