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That Damn Duck Hunt Dog

Inspired by the video game that was manufactured by Nintendo.

That Damn Duck Hunt Dog

Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt.
But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt.
When you shoot at ducks but miss, that damn dog laughs.
It makes you so mad that you want to unleash your wrath.

I want to tell you about a discovery of mine.
I've learned how to shoot and kill that canine.
To get the secret, you'll have to pay me $29.99 but that's cheap.
People would pay $1000 to kill that dog because he's a creep.

Every time that dog laughs at you, iot makes you shout.
But with my information, you can blow his brains out.
That pesky dog has laughed many times before.
But pay me $29.99 and he won't laugh anymore.

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