THE ANDERSON ESCORT AGENCY

It was mine - available for all to use,
although, there was a chance your virginity you might lose,
however, no monkey business- amazing how apes are slighted,
if we changed to pussy, I suppose someone may be delighted.

Business was slow, the occasional rich widow,
more interested in what was above and below,
the ground rules were laid down,
along with no hands-on experience,
everything was viewed from a distance.

Double entendre was rife - if they wanted more, I told them to get a life,
all expenses paid but no guarantee of getting laid,
in fact. everything was erect and correct,
it taught you to be clever and circumspect.

So easy until they were presented with the bill,
because if I don't do it, then no one else will.