The BBQ Collusion

It was a sunny and
exciting day
in Mulberry

The 53rd Nationwide
BBQ show down
was taking place
and folks were
getting ready
To watch the Masters
at work

Almost every state
in the nation
was represented
though many
states just
did not
have a chance

For Example 
California Vegetarian
Sushi Inspired Kabob
 just got laughed at
and I sure as hell 
do not know
what Arkansas 
was thinking
with their
Habanero Pineapple glazed
Opossum,
Some judges 
started to
get sick
just looking at
it

In the end 
there was
a run off
between
the boys 
from San Antonio Texas
having a perfectly
cooked Brisquet 
and the Smith crew
from Eastern North Carolina
with their Vinegar Based Pig Bbq
Yum Yum!

The Judges
voted
and San Antonio
won by one
vote
And everyone clapped
and the Smith Crew
accepted defeat 
with grace..................

Things though
quickly change
when an informant
went to the Mayor
and informed
him that 
The Boys from San Antonio
had somehow influenced
the decision makers
of the event
into hiring one of 
the judges who 
just happened 
to be from Western North Carolina

Well you see
that is a problem
Anyone who is Anyone
knows Western North Carolinians
cook pork with Tomato base
and they depise
Eastern North Carolinian Vinegar Base Pork BBQ

The Fix was in
as the collusion 
of the Mulberry BBQ
Unfolded....