THE DAY THE LUCK RAN IN

Can you believe it - we won the Euro millions!!
Yes, it's true, so - let's get on, beginneth lessons;
don't go round telling everyone, could be disaster,
the more you say, the quicker it just will go faster.

Don't lose interest, invest quickly, enough to live on;
Michael Winner said you needed a hundred million
to buy a house in London, don't bother with all that,
what you have, will give you the zig-zag smile of a cat.

Someone who was married disappeared with winnings,
and his wife claimed her share due to a good innings,
unfortunately, he was no longer anywhere to be seen,
which surely must have been the real epitome of mean.

It's strange when you suddenly become an involuntary star,
but I'll still be writing poetry through mouthfuls of caviar!!