The Dinosaur

My friend the pterodactyl used to snap at my ears,
tried to get a bit frisky after having a few beers,
don't believe all that stuff in Jurassic Park,
the velociraptor attacking the guy on the toilet lark.

All we needed was a few leaves for a herbivore,
carnivorous occasionally with Sunday lunch, what for?
I'm fifty feet long and fifteen feet up in the sky,
when they put those bones together you see I don't fly.

Now, when we made love, the ground used to shake,
with all weight on you, there's only so much you can take,
most of my friends had a 'sore arse,' mainly Bronto,
a diplodocus and tyranna used to have a heave-ho.

They said the meteorite was coming, so what to do?
of course, we all got together and formed a queue.