Poem -

The Drawer of the Drawer

Did you read it
Or was it read
Did it lead you
On a lead of lead

Was it wind
That wound it
Who would have thought
That wind could wind
Did it wound you
When it was wound
So windy and windy
as it was

This affect I feel
I show in my affection
And it has such an affect
On our separate state of separation
Since we were forced to separate

If we could recreate
The way we used to recreate
Just for a minute minute
Maybe hire a moderate moderate
To keep moderate everything in it

A little help to conduct our conduct
So we are not so converse when we converse
If incense incense we will throw them away
And no invalid invalid will lead us astray

Objects don't object
To this project we project
So relay the track for the relay
And relay the event to me

And polish your Polish pate
And have a little pate
And trust as I state
Though words I love well
This language is in a state
I just cant appreciate

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Twilla Carpenter

Thank you. I got a bit frustrated at the structure of the English language.

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Twilla Carpenter

I welcome suggestions. If anyone would like to comment with more words of this nature, I will write a part-two. I have been writing a lot more, in a different capacity and have become quite frustrated with the English language again. Also, feel free to comment with any other kinds of extremely annoying words or word combinations that you find frustrating.

I may simply revise this poem and make it longer and more confusing. Just to stress how extremely infurating language can be at times. If anyone has a similar poem to this I would love to read it if you leave a link in the comments section for me. I will hop on soon and check them all out and make sure to vote and comment on them.

I will try to be more active on here. Life has been, well, what life tends to be. I feel guilty for not showing as much support as I once did, especially when you guys continue to show me all the love and support one could ask for from a group of like minded strangers on the internet.

Thanks guys. Much love to all those who bleed ink. May your pages soak up the beauty of your emotions and no heartache ache go unrewarded by the blessing of words well-written.

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