The End is Nigh

The Nutrition Witnesses..
preach in saloon chairs,
from their book of personal
paranoia regime,
reading lessons they fail to
learn themselves
A balanced diet ! I eat no fat,
no oil, yet knock liquor back
and breath in nicotine .
Yet I see you struggling..
having a weekly treat,
and I have to make you feel
shit, by lecturing on what
you must and must not eat.
I can't save you..
I can't save me,
But I can bang another nail in
for free..