The English Channel Scrolls

We know the Dead Sea version, but a thousand years on,
may be more credible with more graphic icon;
they described a man with scruffy yellow hair,
who divorced the Albion from Europe without a care.

Instead of a burning bush, there was a tower block,
someone came back with commandments not to build mock,
a mention of how bad that adultery had become,
and a world record for trannys changing their bum.

Instead of first born male babies being slaughtered,
the resistance to nasty viruses had to be altered,
thou shalt not steal had been utterly superceded,
by so many conniving bastards who took what they needed.

There was no mention of coveting your neighbour's donkey,
only a racial destruction of The Statue of Liberty.