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The fairground ride from hell??

Please Mr showman
Slow your roundabout down
My daughters on it now
Her face is a frightful frown
The thing is speeding far too fast
Shes shouting”Stop” as she whizzes past

Its meant to be safe but ‘What the heck’
When you make it stop
She will be a wreck
I’m so pleased I didn’t have a go
It looks hell on earth you know
I do so hope this ride stops quick
Shes looking ill & gonna be sick

If she does you won’t be happy
So STOP this now you silly chappy
This whirly thing must have huge power
Its revolving round at 100 miles an hour

The dam thing has come to a halt
“Oh thank the Lord for that”
As I rush to collect my daughter
She looks like a ‘Well scadded cat’

 

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Tony Taylor

Big Smiles!!....Ah the trials and tribulations of being a parent!!.....I like the way you delivered this as a poetic narrative by using the thoughts of the Mother!!......ALL STARS!!......fun stuff......well done dear poet sister!!....LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo

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Jill Tait

 Thank you much appreciated luv xx❀

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