" The Festive Period !?"

" If your  period, Does arrive in December?
There is a Xmas edition, Should you remember ?
If you get an unexpected festive period ?
Do not be disheartened, It is all good !!
Instead of the usual white boring string ?!
You get tinsel, That out of your knickers
You can leave dangling .......
With a couple of bells, Also a-jangling !
For if you choose to go partying ?
To stop you feeling so damn disheartening !
To make your period,Be included in the celebrating!
& a little Xmas extra, While you are menstruating
To add to the occassion, A little bit of bling !
To replace it with tinsel , Instead of string
So you can go out with confidence & get in the swing!
If over Xmas your period arrives, & is such bleeding bad timing !?"
So remember girls to pack Your Xmas Edition Tampax 
In case the painters arrive at the same time as ya party ?
You & your period Can party on,........ & totally relax!
By buying a few special Xmas ,Limited Edition Tampax packs"

Tracy Timothy xx