The Football Fan

I met Linda on a late October Thursday, in four nights we pledged our love;
I had finally found my Soulmate, I thanked the stars above!
But there was still one minor detail, that I had not discussed with her;
My love of professional football, which I feared she might demur!
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So ten days after meeting, it was time for me to find out;
I turned on the NFL Sunday game, and then I heard her shout!
“Run Riggins, you S.O.B., don’t let them catch up with you”;
“I want you to score a touchdown, a field goal just won’t do”!
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I thought “OMG, this girl’s a keeper, she’s crazier than me”;
“A freaking football fanatic, can this really be”?
She told me it was very true, her eyes were all abeam;
For the Patriots and the Redskins, were her two most favorite teams!
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Now we’re in our twenty-sixth season, of faithful football view;
We watch it all day Sunday, on Monday and Thursday nights too!
I actually have to calm her, when her passion overflows;
My Soulmate, the crazy football fan, who yells at her team’s foes!
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                                Football is for guys
                          Unless your girl is in love
                            Such gridiron passion