The Frat Party

The first week I arrived at college, I pledged a fraternity;
With a little outside influence, I got into ZBT!
I still drove home every Friday, to spend the weekend with my mate;
But one, there was a Frat Party, mandatory to attend and bring a date!
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Her parents would not let her come, so I called a girl at OSU;
I asked if she could fix me up, she said “I’ve got just the one for you”!
In hindsight, I know she was really mad, that I had not invited her;
She planned to get revenge on me, at the time, the thought did not occur!
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The girl sounded so nice on the phone, but when I got there Friday night;
Instead of Jane, she looked like Cheetah, I was in a precarious plight!
We drove for a while then suddenly, I feigned a stomach ache;
I told her I was very ill, and our date I’d have to break!
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I took her back to the dormitory, she was crying when she left;
Today when I think of what I did, my heart is so bereft!
But at the time, I was young and rash, felt I could not take her there;
Because my Brothers all had hot dates, so to a phone booth did I tear!
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I called a girl who was my close friend, I said “You’ve got to help me out”;
She said “Okay, I will go, you no longer have to pout”!
When we got there the party was in full swing, I saw my buddy with a real cute girl;
Then what happened then was the craziest thing, we traded partners to dance and whirl!
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She ended up sitting on my lap, a smooch or two occurred;
And the other pair were kissing too, really quite absurd!
I’ve often thought about that night, with emotions good and bad;
“Happy” I met a girl who turned me on, but for the one I hurt, “so sad”!