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The Gold Digger Who Abandoned Her Family

This Poem Was Inspired by a true story

Last year my wife abandoned my son and I.
It broke my heart when I watched my son cry.
When she abandoned us, it was too much to stand.
She is a gold digger who ran off with a rich man.
She's a gold digger and our marriage went as sour as sour kraut.
But her sugar daddy was just using her and things didn't work out.
She came crawling back with her tail between her legs.
She asked me to take her back but I wouldn't have even if she had begged.
I told her no, she betrayed me once and I wouldn't give her the chance to do it again.
There was no way that I would take her back, I know how much she loves rich men.
Certain poor men had better listen because I have some sage advice.
If your girlfriend is a gold digger, dump her or you'll also pay the price.
 

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