The Karma Sutra

I'm not in a position to say anything,
but will do my best to see what sex may bring,
they told me not to take things literally,
however, I found myself in a twist unfortunately.

I'm all for time honoured tradition, exploration,
but lost for words on British tv's 'Ranganation,'
he asked me how I'd been getting on, exactly -
just because he was an expert, matter-of-factly.

Now page no. 93 brought tears to my brown eyes,
not possible, impractical, after so many tries,
never to be beaten, found a place to put my feet on,
but should know by now not to battle with the futon.

Perhaps things got lost in the dodgy translation,
I'll tell them the secrets next time on 'Ranganation.'