The Man From The Foreign Office

I was in a man's bar in the downtown Boston,
talking to some locals who had a Brit to seize on,
asked me what I did, worked for the foreign office when,
I said: 'No, not in London but actually in heaven.'

They looked at me, thought that this guy's a nutter,
'What exactly do you do?' They smirked and ha, ha, ha,
I said that I was dealing with the displacement of souls,
'Oh, ah, souls,' they mimicked, do you walk over hot coals?'

I said that you could get 'tomb and breakfast' so,
it wasn't so bad after all when you go with the flow,
'And where exactly are you placing all these souls?'
They thought that I must be one of the biggest fools.

I said: 'Well, you lot are going to go to Philidelphia,
for being disrespectful and then you'll realize who we are.'