THE MISERABLE MAN

The miserable man is downright sad
Been this way since he was a little lad  
I have never seen a smile appear on his face  
Goes about his life at an upsetting pace  

The miserable man doesn't appreciate what he has  
Food on the table and a house heated by gas 
Always looks like he will burst into tears  
Has been the same for a good number of years 

The miserable man doesn't laugh at funny things 
Everyone knows the happiness that brings  
Maybe he will finally be happy when he dies  
That will shock him into laughter at the surprise