The Mortician

When the
Grim Reaper
passes
my
way
I plan 
to give
the Mortician
a permanent 
lingering
smell
that
he has never
experienced.

The Excruciating 
kind
that gets
into your taste
buds
something
that even
an "Altoids"
would
not be 
able to
conquer 

A smell
that Nightmares
dare not
captivate
as the
odor
is 
so revolting
that Hell
would
reject
its
Representation

Yes 
It is true
there is nothing
I can do
when the 
time
for me 
to cross
the afterlife
has been 
ordered
however
I can 
make sure
that the 
Mortician
suffers
the aftermath
of the double
cheese beef
bean burrito
that I had
consumed
prior
to my 
passing