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The New Dude At Starbucks

The New Dude At Starbucks

Thereā€™s a ā€œnew dudeā€ hanging down at ā€œStarbucksā€, he got there yesterday;

And all the people thought he was such a cutie, as he walked right towards their way!

For the hat now that he was wearing, made him stand out from all the rest;

He wore it very chicly, the brim bent up for its affect!

The first time that he donned it, he walked into a wall;

It was blocking most his eyesight, and he could see nothing much at all!

So I got a great idea then, to bend the brim to stand straight up;

And he told me that he loved it, his tail was wagging like a pup!

Now he struts around so proudly, ā€˜cause he knows he looks so cool;

Other doggies when they see him, their mouths begin to drool!

Heā€™s the ā€œnew dudeā€ down at ā€œStarbucksā€, the leader of the group;

The ā€œYappy Hourā€ for breakfast crew, the doggie brigade troop!

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Jack Ellison

I can totally relate to your kind of humour, my friend! Absolutely loved it... I will be back!

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Larry Ran

Hi Jack,

Bow Wow!Ā  Cudos to you, our dog loving friend!

Peace and Love,

xox Larry

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