The New Dude At Starbucks

There’s a “new dude” hanging down at “Starbucks”, he got there yesterday;

And all the people thought he was such a cutie, as he walked right towards their way!

For the hat now that he was wearing, made him stand out from all the rest;

He wore it very chicly, the brim bent up for its affect!

The first time that he donned it, he walked into a wall;

It was blocking most his eyesight, and he could see nothing much at all!

So I got a great idea then, to bend the brim to stand straight up;

And he told me that he loved it, his tail was wagging like a pup!

Now he struts around so proudly, ‘cause he knows he looks so cool;

Other doggies when they see him, their mouths begin to drool!

He’s the “new dude” down at “Starbucks”, the leader of the group;

The “Yappy Hour” for breakfast crew, the doggie brigade troop!