The Poets' Drinking Binge

Nigel and Barry
Started the
Mischief 

Taunting
all Cosmo
Poets
To gather
at the
local English
Pub

Though
it started
with an
innocent
Shandy
in order
to draw
the ladies
into 
the Shenanigans 
Triple shots
 of
King Louis 
chased
with Pints
Of Bitter
began
to become
the challenge

The Debauchery 
continued
until early
morning
With the evening
before being
hazy
with memories
of the Brits
screaming
God Save The Queen
while
Greg Tucker and Greg Estell
made  Futile
attempts
of re enacting
the famous
Paul Revere's
Campaign
of warning
the Colonist
that the British Were Coming
and being too
drunk to 
realize
that they were in 
the wrong country
to be doing
that

In the end
the boys
went
to arguing
which
football
team was
the greatest
ever
which
a consensus
never occurred
as half way
through 
the argument
the Americans
realized the
British
were talking about
Soccer.

Funny
how
though
English
is the shared
spoken
language,
Miscommunication
is still
a very
real issue
between
us.......................................