The Samurai Mouse Catcher

One day in our lovely carriage house, I heard a blood-curdling scream from Linda downstairs;
It was so very loud and terrifying, on my neck were standing hairs!
She yelled “Larry, Larry, please save me, I’m getting attacked by a giant mouse”;
“And he’s chasing me all over, all over the freaking house”!
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I sprang immediately into action, realizing this was a call to war;
So I dressed up as “The Samurai Mouse Catcher”, with a broom instead of sword!
I came running down the stairway, yelling ancient Bushido chants;
When Linda saw me she laughed so hard, that she peed right in her pants!
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As she went upstairs to change them, I went to hunt it down;
I saw it running through the living room, and I sneaked without a sound!
I opened up the front door, and let out the “Samurai Yell” so feared;
It ran right out to the driveway, I screamed “Linda, the coast is clear”!
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                                The Great Warrior
                        The Samurai Mouse Catcher
                                Victory was his